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Believe it or not, it’s already time for our “end of the season" sale. As some of you may know, Alk’Mar will not be open during the summer. While I will still be taking suggestions for new designs, the store itself will be closed while I work full-time out of state.
So we’re doing ONE last sale before we take our break, with the coupon code summer for 25% off all items. This includes any custom commissions, and can simply be applied at checkout.This sale will run until our last day of business, which will be May 14th. After that day, the store will closed until August.
Thanks for helping make our first year a good one c: Please don’t hesitate to message me with any questions you have.
ok but my favorite thing about that one dmmd group picture is how noiz is flippin out lookin back at mink all offended-like and mink is just glarin down at him like do something nerd and all i can imagine is mink keeps stepping on the backs of noiz’s fancy shoes with his heavy ass cowboy boots and noiz is like wtf old man walk on yA OWN DAMN FEET and mink is just like what the fuck are you gonna do about it ya nerd. ya fancy ass shoe wearin piss baby. ya bunny lovin window fuckin take-my-suit-to-the-dry-cleaner’s-every-goddamn-day pasty-ass used tissue. ill step on your feet ill step on that fuckin pixelated dog’s feet ill step on my own feet now turn around before i step on ur neck
YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME RIGHT NOW
Bioshock’s RAPTURE by artist Tim Warnock.
Sexy Egg: A Compilation
Alternatively titled: An Interactive Adventure Into Why You Shouldn’t Be My Friend, Guest Starring purplebloodedmajesty
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED